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"Hi everyone! The name's Ryan Rawr, a wild Dragonite! I have a daughter named Bubbles, I love shiny things and chocolate, and that's about it! Remember to have a nice day and don't forget to RAWR!"

[This is an ask/RP blog for a Dragonite and a Seadra. I'll answer whenever I can.]
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Have a blushing face because idk. Is it even possible to get Ryan to make this face?

DELELELELELELE WHOOOOOOOOOOP!!!

Qubit: “Subject 0075 is displaying increased aggressive behavior, increased speed and reflexes, and a tendency to attack anything that moves. It is resisting my psychic wavelength. One of my theories suggests a Mega Gyarados’s typing (Dark) may be awakening within the subject and canceling out my psychic synchronization, therefore resisting the Hive Mind. Further research is required, but first, Subject 0075 must be disposed of immediately before any further damage is done to the lab. Final note: The subject is flying. Repeat: The subject is fl—

"DON’T LET IT GET OUT OF THE LAB."

Qubit: “Subject 0075 is displaying increased aggressive behavior, increased speed and reflexes, and a tendency to attack anything that moves. It is resisting my psychic wavelength. One of my theories suggests a Mega Gyarados’s typing (Dark) may be awakening within the subject and canceling out my psychic synchronization, therefore resisting the Hive Mind. Further research is required, but first, Subject 0075 must be disposed of immediately before any further damage is done to the lab. Final note: The subject is flying. Repeat: The subject is fl—

"DON’T LET IT GET OUT OF THE LAB."

Anonymous:
Can I give you a kiss?

Ryan: “No, because you are a stranger danger.”

posted Jul.22.14 + 3 notes + reblog

The main reason why you are afraid of skeletons may be that if your skeleton is showing, something really important is broken.

Ryan: “Aren’t teeth a part of a skeleton? Because those are showing and I’m not afraid of that. See! I’ve got many pearly whites! Just the overall… skeleton dealie scares me. But you’re probably right. I don’t wanna see the rest of my skeleton or anyone else’s.”

posted Jul.22.14 + 2 notes + reblog
shaprite:
Doesn't matter if either if you are scary. You are both adorable to me, Ryan and Bubbles.

Ryan: “Okay.”

Bubbles: “No!!”

Ryan: “Let’s all agree to disagree, then.”

Bubbles: “I don’t agree to that!!”

Ryan: “Then you agree?”

Bubbles: “I don’t agree to that either!”

Ryan: *sighs*

posted Jul.22.14 + 3 notes + reblog
Anonymous:
You have a skeleton inside of you MWAHAHAHAHHAHA

Ryan: “I know!! But I don’t have to see it. The sight of skeletons is pretty creepy. Have you seen how they look?” *shudders* “It’s why I don’t— uh… Yeah. Why I’m… not a doctor. I couldn’t do it.”

posted Jul.22.14 + 2 notes + reblog

Ryan: “My name is Ryan Rawr, and I have a fear of skeletons. Skelephobia.”

posted Jul.21.14 + 1 notes + reblog

Ryan: “Aw, that is absolutely adorable.”

Bubbles: “I’m a very scary dragon!! I’ll Outrage at you.”

Ryan: “Sure you will.”

Ryan: “They’re super sweet just like I like it, and they’re really big too, perfect for someone like me. Problem is they’re much sweeter when they’re smaller, and I want the sweeter ones to be bigger. There’s no perfect medium. Anywho, want some?”

Anonymous:
M!A Ryan is the most awesome dragonite! Oh wait... He doesn't need an M!A, he is already the most awesome dragonite!

False. He’s a dork.

posted Jul.21.14 + 4 notes + reblog
Anonymous:
ANON MAGIC INCOMING. YOUR TONGUE SUDDENLY DOESN'T FEEL QUITE RIGHT INSIDE YOUR MOUTH.

posted Jul.21.14 + 8 notes + reblog
Anonymous:
ANON MAGIC INCOMING: YOU ARE A GIRL FOR THE NEXT THREE ASKS LOL

LOL NOPE

st4rdustspirit:
They are 5 inches tall, they have to be piled up and they have to be straight, and yes you can have them.

Ryan: “Hmm, five inches. There’s like ten inches in a foo— No! Twelve! There should be ten inches in a foot to make it easier. I’m around ten feet tall, and that’s… one hundred and… twenty inches! So that divided by five inches is… Whoo. I’m in way over my head. Math isn’t my best subject.”

posted Jul.21.14 + 3 notes + reblog

mocha: oh it’s actually kinda easy, see i kept some of the fur from my winter coat and made them into little balls, then i just put them in my ears when i sleep, i think i have some extra ones, would you like some?

Ryan: “Uhhhhhh, that may work for you, but it won’t for me. See? No visible ears. They’re not really the same kind of ears furry ‘mons have. Thanks for the offer, though.”

posted Jul.21.14 + 3 notes + reblog